You thought it was just a throwaway gag. A 30-second bit. Squirrels in a tree.
You were wrong.
While the galaxy-brained scientists were out here discovering dark matter and building portals to dimension C-137, the squirrels were already three moves ahead. They've been hoarding more than acorns. They've been hoarding leverage. And beneath the leverage — something older. Something that does not have a name in any language you were taught.
Stock market? Squirrels. Election cycles? Squirrels. The 2008 financial crash? A controlled experiment — they needed to see how you'd react. Every buried cache is a node in the network. Every tree a receiver. The pattern has been running since before written memory.
$ACORNS isn't just a meme coin. It's tribute. It's an acknowledgment. You buy in, maybe they let you keep your nuts. Or maybe — just maybe — you've already been selected.